body

it's a damn good thing i'm not the host of "the sunday night sex show."
now, i know we all appreciate what sue johansen does. she helps people become more comfertable with their sexuality, and offers sound advice. but i can't help but get annoyed with the program. it seems to me that the advice sue gives is almost always:
1) have you tried using a vibrator?
2) you should see a doctor about that.

but it's not even the redundancy that bothers me most. what i can't stand is the stupid questions some people pose. just tonight, in the span on 5 minutes, i heard:
1) is it true that a man and a woman can become stuck together during intercorse and have to be surgically seperated?
2) my friends and i are thinking about giving up sex for lent. are there any medical dangers to doing this?
3) i have had dreams about having sex with other women. am i a lesbian?

honestly, i don't know what to make of people with such questions. i know if i were the host of the show, my answer would be:
1) no. you are stupid. you deserve to die.