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Chris says:
that's one sexy pirate
Chris says:
or something
elf / but you feel right, and maybe i'm wrong. says:
pirate!?!! i'm a dignified lady. with a monocle.
Chris says:
oh
Chris says:
and a beard
elf / but you feel right, and maybe i'm wrong. says:
well, it didn't look complete without it.

Zach says:
That monocle makes you look richer!
Zach says:
And the facial hair shows . . . that rugged independence!