body

elf is getting undressed
darian: :::wide eyes:::
elf: yeah, i know what you're thinking. you're thinking "DAMN girl! if i were human i'd SO wanna get up in DAT!"
darian: :::wide eyes:::
elf: of course, if you were human, you'd be, like, 70-years-old. hmm... that's kinda gross.

this is an actual conversation i had with my cat. this is an actual snippet of my day.
i'm not "weird," am i?