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highlights of working for elections canada:

• random bets:
  
  
  
  1. janice vs. kelly - who can go the longest without a proper night's sleep? (janice won)
     
  2. kelly vs. vega and janice - does emily masturbate? (vega and janice won)
     
  3. vega, adnan, and others, vs. janice and others - who will lose their virginity first, greg or fuzzy? (still pending)
     
  
  
• the chair of doom - whoever sits in this chair or stands in the part of the room where the chair is, is guaranteed to say something stupid, then turn around, and see that the person who could possibly be most offended by the comment is standing in the door. for example, fuzzy said something mean about constantine, turns around, and sees constantine there. or the time janice was air-humping and saying "oh yes baby! you're so ugly!" only to turn around and see walt (our supervisor) there.
  
• people who think that we, personally, have anything to do with them not being on the list.
  
• a three-week-old baby who turned all the females into mush.
  
• the discovery that vega has TWO kryptonites: "the edwardian country house" and popcorn.
  
• dirty thoughts about george stromboulopoulos.
  
• humming the tetris theme song.
  
• jordan's criticism of the magazines.
  
• MS Paint.