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After attending U of T for some time, one comes to realize that no matter how unique one is, one could stand to be more so. Around here, having a charming personality just won't cut it. No, you are not unique enough until your entire existence can be summarized in a two-word description, like Cloak Girl, or Outback Engineer, or the Amish Albino (Yes, we have an Amish Albino).

Dehumanizing? Objectifying? Yes.
The dream of every Elf? Definitely.