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Amusing Conversations

Thursday night, talking to Sean about American Dad.
Me: I love the German goldfish, but I think the alien is a bit over-the-top.
Sean: Alien?
Me: Yeah.
Sean: The big grey thing?
Me: Yeah.
Sean: I thought that was a spliff!

This morning. I think this one is amusing simply because it was with my dad, of all people.
Dad: So Sonja went to the gynecologist yesterday...
Me: She's got AIDS?
Dad: No.
Me: She's pregnant?
Dad: No.
Me: What then?
Dad: They give away free condoms there. Do you want any?
Me: ...
Me: No, thanks.
Dad: C'mon, just in case.
Me: No, really. I think it would be very depressing if they end up sitting around for a long time.

The Severe Amount of Rocking that my Boiz Do

Thank you so much, guys! They got me Rammstein's Herzeleid, and Sehnsucht, Wumpscut's Evoke and VNV Nations's Matter + Form. Thanks to your efforts, I am now 31% more hardcore than before.

On that note: The other day, I was stroking my CD-tower, and thinking, "Now that's a nice rack." Upon realizing how much innuendo was in that sentence, I decided to share it with the world.

Random Music Stuff

I can't believe it took me so long to discover Metropolis Records. Basically, it is a label that every artist I have ever even thought about liking is signed to. I went to their website the other day, and creamed my pants when I looked at their roster: Bauhaus, The Birthday Massacre, Diary of Dreams, KMFDM, Melotron, Mindless Self Indulgence, Project Pitchfork, [:SITD:], VNV Nation and :wumpscut: are all signed there, as well as a stack of other awesome bands as deep as my neck. If all my other life plans don't work out, I'm moving to Philadelphia and working for them.
If I ran into KMFDM at the offices Metropolis Records, do you think the Käpt'n would let me touch his mohawk?

Oomph!'s new album will soon be released. The video for Gott ist ein Popstar is available on their website. I have watched it (without sound, because I'm at Robarts and have no headphones), and, though I've yet to hear to song, it looks awesome. Dero looked good enought to eat, as always.