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So, it's been a while since I've posted anything. I was going to give you a nice rant about how scat is going to ruin society (and my predictions for the next big fetish) but the inspiration has left me. Instead, here's a random meme I stole!

What would you be if you could be...

A Vegetable - A tomato, the glue of gastronomy.
An Animal - Elephant
A Fruit - I am a fruit. But if I had to be another kind, I'd be a lychee: Sweet, juicy, but with a DEADLY PITT!!
A Colour - Aubergine.
A Household Object - A spork.
Article of Clothing - One of those thongs for men with a zipper in the front.
A Drink - A Starbucks Chai Latte. Warm, frothy and spicy...
A Famous Person - Einstein.
A Film Character - The Narcoleptic Argentinian from Moulin Rouge.
A Cartoon Character - Spongebob Squarepants.
A Car - A pickup truck or a cherry picker.
A City - Tokyo. Confusing, complicated and full of girls swimming in fish tanks.
A Country - Holland. Prostitution and euthanasia for all!
A Mythical Creature - Jesus. (Oh snap!)
A Chocolate Bar - Lindt 70% cacao - anything else, and you may as well be eating cat poop!
A Book - Chapter 10 for the Rg Veda.
A Sport - Speed skating or men's swimming. I think you all know why.
A Word - "Testicle"
One of your Family - Darian.
One of your Friends - Miranda. She seems to know what she's doing.