So I was in the shower last night, and I got this great big gob of conditioner in my ear, and I thought "Wow, I haven't had so much goop in my ear since my last date."

Ba-dum-bah Schhhh...

And on that note: When it rains, it pours.

I am a better person today because I attended the Funhaus's Fetish Masquerade Night on Saturday.

I went with Miranda, John, Paul, Veronica and some of Veronica's friends.

The music was amazing and I just didn't want to stop dancing. I had to force myself to sit down once in a while and have some water. Towards the end, my knees started to hurt from overuse, but it was even fun just sitting around, looking at what people were wearing, and watching the lesbian bondage porn being projected onto the walls.

A couple consisting of a very fine lady and a ridiculously, superhumanly attractive guy engaged in some S&M on stage. I never realized how much of an art there is to it, and how intricate it can be.

I absolutely can't wait to do it again!