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I, bad little elf that I am, have been neglecting my blogger duties. For shame. I assure you that this will be rectified. I will do my very best to have (at the very least) weekly updates once I go to Germany. This way, you will be able to stay up-to-date on my systematic seduction of the male German population. Clap, here I come!

And on that note: Ahh! I can’t believe I leave in a week! It’s just snuck up on me, and as hard as I try, there’s no time to see everyone I had hoped to get to see before then. To anyone that I don’t see: I will make it up to you handsomely in September, when I regail you with the details of my adventure.

Since I’m sure you don’t want to hear the details of where I’ve been and who I’ve been with in the last few weeks, here’s some Hindu wisdom instead:

“Truth is no theory, no speculative system of philosophy, no intellectual insight.
Truth is exact correspondence with reality.
For man, truth is the unshakeable knowledge of his real nature, the Self.”
-Paramhansa Yogananda