Something Amusing:
The other day I was flipping through channels, when I came across some awards show. The award for most surprising news event of the year went to North Korea testing a nuke. An American comedian made the comment, "So North Korea has nuclear weapons, we have no choice but to invade... Indonesia."

Something Creepy:
My dad has a fuck-buddy.

Something Practical:
I've updated my schedule, in order to make it easier for people to stalk me over the holidays. I'm very thoughtful like that.

Something Conceited:
My birthday is in six weeks! Buy gift now!!!

As it turns out, a five hour car ride isn't so bad if you sing the whole way.
Bonus points if you are filled to the brim with sugar and caffeine.

The weekend in Windsor was awesome. We arrived late on Friday night and went for Bubble Tea, as is our tradition. On Saturday the girls and I went shopping (I bought some shoes for work and some nice fettishy clothes). When we got home, we made dinner and went out to a club. It wasn't bad - I've definitely had worse times at clubs. I even danced to a few songs.

On Sunday we slept in, made breakfast, tickled each other, and then I fell back asleep. When I woke up it was time to make dinner, which turned out fantastically.

I'm so pleased that we decided to buy groceries and cook our own meals rather than eating out: This trip was a lot cheaper than the ones before it.

The pornography we made this weekend will soon be available on the Internet.