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as you know, the other day we held adnan's coming out party. it was held at the restaurant at high park. and, for me and the girls, the high point of the event was the infamous wang cake... we started out with a regular chocolate cake (made from scratch! er... instant mix...), however, we sliced up a cupcake for testicles, and used chocolate sprinkles to make pubic hair
however, the question remained, "how to make the wang?" we considered every option, from making one using cake mix, to using an eclair, but nothing satisfied us. finally, in the candy section of loblaws, we found it... an oh henry bar!
we triumphantly inserted the chocolare bar into the cake, tipped it with whipped cream, wrote in frosting for adnan to have a "happy cumming out" and headed to the restaurant.
when we got there, the chocolate had become flaccid from the heat of the car, and the cake wasn't as happy to see adnan as we had hoped. adnan rectified this by giving it head.
and that is my noble tale.