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since, ahem, some people, are not sticking to their promise of blogging at length about how cool i am and how awesome monday was, i guess i'll do it myself. besides, there are those who want to hear this.

monday was josh and my two year anniversary ^TM. it was actually a great day altogether. i skipped my tutorials, and ended up hanging out for three hours with jeff and sean. i got home, did some reading, and dashed off join my beloved.
i ushered him out of his room, and began preparing the food. i was amazed at how a massive pile of stuff on the countertop soon became a neat, organized collection of edibles.
i made us a candle-lit pic-nic. for full details of the menu, contact the elf.
when i finally let him back down in, he seemed very pleased. ^_^ as far as i know there are two secrets to romance, and i used both of them:
1 - candles make everything better.
2 - everything in excess. eg: a long stem rose is good. two-dozen is better. (i did not get two dozen roses. ah em poor. there was just a lot of food.)

i'm deliberating how much i can say without this becoming too obscene...
the whole evening was so great. but then, how could it not be - my boy is the best.
mitul, i wasn't able to get the "tuxedo strawberries" to work, so i just had melted chocolate and we dipped strawberries in it. i think that plan actually worked out better, if you know my meaning. ^_-
candlelight makes me horny. very, very horny.
i think i may have just passed the line of decency. i will stop now.

oh! one last thing - to those who are going to be raising a glass on this sunny st. paddy's day, remember: you are celebrating the introduction of christianity to ireland, and the destruction of traditional celtic beliefs. whoo!