body

Now class, compare and contrast the following to our reading from earlier today:

Don't you hate it when you're hanging out, feeling all sexy and good in the outfit you're wearing, only to have your insensitive father tell you how fat you're becoming?

In all fairness, I think I won that one. I pointed out that if I had actually gained weight every time he told me so, I ought to by logic be massive by now. He doesn't like it when I point out these minor flaws, like his complete lack of parenting skills, so he complained to Sonja about it. He said: "She used to be the most-well-kissed child in all the world," and was about to carry on in that line, until Sonja asked "so is that why you put the chain on the door to lock her out?"
As I said, I won that one. ^_^

This disfunctional moment brought to you by the Janic family.