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I forgot to mention this earlier, but better late than never:

Anwar Sadat has died.
He was not killed by Islamic Fundamentalists, but by a scale fungus (It is still undetermined whether or not the fungus was an Islamic Fundamentalist).
It is suspected that he got the fungus from Darian, who drank out of Anwar's bowl on a regular basis. This means that, contrary to my expectations, the cat killed the fish.

Fortunately, the people at Amazon.ca have finally shipped Glaubeliebetod to me, so I will be able to drown my sorrows in Oomph!.