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Last night I was in the local Pizza Pizza with Joyce, waiting for our order. I was wearing my new and fabulous bullet belt (If you are unfamiliar with the bullet belt, it looks exactly like this one). A middle-aged guy came up and asked me if they were real bullets, to which I answered, "Yes, of course!" I was going to add something witty to that about collecting them out of the bodies of my enemies, but he vanished before I could.

A few moments later, I was coming back from the bathroom and I ran into the same guy again. He turned and said to me: "I thought Cupid worked with arrows."

Joyce insisted I put that on the Internet.