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Success!
For the past month, the one thing I have been dreading about going to Europe is having to listen to my relatives talk about how I need to lose weight. I decided I needed a plan. So, after thinking about it for a long time, I came up with the perfect rebuttal to any fool family member who thinks I need to hear their opinion on my appearance.
Tonight I got to test it out.
I got home. As I went to put away my shoes, my dad said, "Vega, you just keep getting bigger and bigger." I sat down next to him and said:
Well, I'm smart, beautiful and charming. If I were skinny too, it wouldn't be fair to the other girls.
He was quiet for a moment. Then he nodded his head, and said "Yeah, you have a point."