I have decided to break my long blogging silence in order to bring you something awesome: Wizard rock. It is music based on Harry Potter. For more information, go to wizrocklopedia.com
I haven't heard any of this stuff yet, but based on the lyrics, I am guessing it must be the greatest music of all time. Take, for example, the following song by Draco and the Malfoys, called "My dad is rich."
My dad's always there
To open all my doors
You have to call a patronus
Just to catch a glimpse of yours
My mom says she loves me
When she tucks me into bed
How's your mommy doing
In the Mirror of Erised?
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
Your dad's on his journey
To the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him
Come out of someone else's wand
You may have freed our house-elf
Or brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted
By a big, green glowing flame
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead