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random childhood story:

once upon a time, when little elf was about five, she was at her nana's house. her aunt, slavica, was giving her daughter a shower, as was costom in the household. auntie asked little elf, "does your mum give you baths or showers at home?"
howerver, little elf just answered "i don't need a bath or shower. i'm clean."
but auntie insisted: "i have no doubt you're clean. but you're getting a shower anyway."
"nope. i'm clean."
it went on this way from some time. finally, little elf put her little hands on her hips and pronounced: "auntie, i'm a capricorn. we are an earth sign, and so don't like water!"
auntie answered, "well, i'm also a capricorn. i'm an earth sign, and i like water very much."

i find this very cute. it's sad, but i'm still the same way: can't get me in the tub. however, i have progressed since then: now, once i'm in, i never get out.
^_^