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ok people, i have just discovered something shocking, something disturbing, something after which out lives will never be the same...

you're all, i take it, familiar with the new tv station, Toronto-1? well, on one of their commercials, they claim to "keep you up-to-date on the news in the YYZ." YYZ, of course, refers to the internationally understood abbreviation used to identify toronto, which is used, for example, in airports.
the announcer in the commercial said "the wai-wai-zee."
BUT WE CANADIANS SAY ZED!!!!! TRAITOR!!!

that is all.