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SEEKING: A FRIEND
swf, 19, seeks friend, 15-23yrs. to play in the snow with.
must enjoy snow-angels, -men, -jobs.
nonsmoker preferred.
must have sense of joix de vive and want to not waste life indoors.
call 416-233-7696

FOR SALE: LIMITLESS LOVE
love, in limitless quantity and supreme sincerity.
never tarnishes, never stains, gets better with age.
very filling, perfect for winter nights, or summer afternoons.
cost: $you, or best offer.
contact me or him.