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The conversation went something like this:

Wei-Tom: There's a lot of prostitutes in my new neighborhood.
Me: That should make your dating life simpler.
Wei-Tom: Dum-pshh... All I have to do is pay lots of money.
James: You can get full service for $70.
Me: That's true. I read the adult classified at the back of NOW magazine, and I am shocked at how little some of those girls charge.
James: Why do you read the back of NOW?
Me: I think it's a barometer of our culture. Like, last February *everyone* was offering bare back blow jobs. And last month *everyone* was offering brown and golden showers.
Boss: Wei-Tom! There you are!
Me: Oh... That was embarrassing...