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You see, this is what happens. The Canadian federal parties go and do something moronic like not want to let May into the debate, I intend to write about my feelings on this subject but get lazy for a few days, and before I know what's what the Canadian public are up in an uproar about this and the party leaders decide to pull their heads out of their bums. Now everything is hunky dory, and I have no political topics to comment on today.

So here are some other reflections:

1) I saw a man with tiger stripe tattoos on the subway this morning! His arms and neck were covered in furry stripes. Presumably, the rest of him was too. ZOMG!

2) After discussing the matter with the UN, NATO, OPEC and the Freemasons, we've come to an agreement where celebrities I would like to sleep with are no longer allowed to be gay. Anderson! Ger your ass back over to this side!

3) This website makes me feel better. However, I still indend to plan for the worst (and hope for the best).